The fuck, Philippines.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/31/2020 at 22:01 • Filed to: None

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It’s like we’re having a competition to see who’s president can kill the most people. US is #1 (of course) but PH and Brazil aren't far behind.

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I'm no scientist, but I suspect it'll work. You might want to rinse and dry them really well before using them again though.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 07/31/2020 at 22:10

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Please do not clean your masks with gasoline.

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:13

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That might actually work, at least somewhat. Better than hanging them from your rearview mirror, anyway.

Maybe mix it with paraffin to waterproof your mask while you clean it.   

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:13

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Instructions not clear, soaked all my underwear in diesel.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:14

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Not ideal of course, but if you're some poor mountain folk with no resources you might just do what you've gotta do. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 07/31/2020 at 22:14

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Are you a petrosexual?

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:14

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Are you a petrolhead or not

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ranwhenparked 07/31/2020 at 22:15

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Are the long-term health  effects of inhaling gasoline fumes all day any better than COVID?

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:15

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I wasn't, but I guess I am now.

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:15

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Cheeto in chief retweeting in 3, 2, 1...

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:15

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Duterte has been crazy since the start 

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:16

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I mean, gasoline does actually do a pretty good job of cleaning stuff but you really don't want it soaked into something you breathe through. It's not bad for cleaning parts and stuff though. 

dogisbadob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:16

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They p ut hot dogs in spaghetti lol

404 - User No Longer Available > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 07/31/2020 at 22:17

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dry them really well 

Great way to start a fire if you throw them in the dryer.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > 404 - User No Longer Available 07/31/2020 at 22:19

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If you're in the position to have nothing but gasoline to clean your masks you probably don't have a dryer to worry about. Or non-dirt flooring.

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:20

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Probably worse, honestly, but only one way to find out. Besides, it will mostly  evaporate

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 07/31/2020 at 22:21

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Not only is it not an effective disenfectant, the prolonged contact with gasoline-soaked face covering may produce symptoms on a scale from skin irritation to cancer. Please do not clean your masks with gasoline

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 07/31/2020 at 22:21

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Not only is it not an effective disenfectant, the prolonged contact with gasoline-soaked face covering may produce symptoms on a scale from skin irritation to cancer. Please do not clean your masks with gasoline

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ranwhenparked 07/31/2020 at 22:22

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Not only is it not an effective disenfectant, the prolonged contact with gasoline-soaked face covering may produce symptoms on a scale from skin irritation to cancer. Please do not clean your masks with gasoline

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:24

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I just  throw mine out at the end of the day, you can’t really clean disposables. 

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:24

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I did mention that I wasn’t scientist. :)

I’ve got a whack of 99% iso and both UV and Corona discharge ozone generators at my disposal. I’m good.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 07/31/2020 at 22:24

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Crazy, or malicious & kinda stupid?

I get that he could absolutely be all three, but most mentally ill people aren’t monsters. Du terte is unquestionably a monster.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:25

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Would it be so bad if Duterte & his supporters did, though? I feel like there might be a net positive result.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > dogisbadob 07/31/2020 at 22:27

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...a nd it’s a sweet sauce at that.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > dogisbadob 07/31/2020 at 22:28

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/doing it wrong

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Dead_Elvis, Inc. 07/31/2020 at 22:33

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Why not both? Agreed  

dogisbadob > Dead_Elvis, Inc. 07/31/2020 at 22:33

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hotdog kebab

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 07/31/2020 at 22:35

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I kid, of course, but I'm sure somewhere that actually exists.

DipodomysDeserti > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 07/31/2020 at 22:40

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If you don’t have access to clean running water, then covid is the least of your worries. Best to just set the mask out in the sun for a while.

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:40

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well what if i mix a tide pod in while its soaking in the gas?  I’m sure i’d be fine

66P1800inpieces > ranwhenparked 07/31/2020 at 22:40

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Rear- view mirror might not be a bad spot if parked in the sun. Heats up car interiors nicely. Plus UV from sun, and just time should help quite a bit more than gasoline.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 22:51

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Rule 34 is real.

Tekamul > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 23:01

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fintail > WilliamsSW 07/31/2020 at 23:04

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I was gonna say, I can think of a few people I’d like to see try this out, someone who loves the idea of an impotent strongman type in particular.

fhrblig > dogisbadob 07/31/2020 at 23:12

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We tried it at Jollibee. I thought I would hate it, but it wasn’t bad.

fhrblig > Tekamul 07/31/2020 at 23:14

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I just cut a hole in my masks so I can fit my cigars in there. Problem solved.

SmugAardvark > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2020 at 23:57

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Ah, the good ol’ “COVID can’t kill my lungs if I destroy them with gasoline first ” line.

LastFirstMI is my name > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/01/2020 at 00:17

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Follow it with a match, and yes, it will disinfect anything. Killing germs is easy- it’s salvaging the mask ( or person) around the germs that is the art of medicine

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/01/2020 at 02:30

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It’s amazing these nutter s are in power, between us, Brazil and the Philippines ... is an ything great yet?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > fhrblig 08/01/2020 at 02:32

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Rough on the nethers ain’t it mate? 

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/01/2020 at 05:59

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Smokers only...

fhrblig > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 08/01/2020 at 09:00

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Sooty

Spanfeller is a twat > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 08/01/2020 at 14:37

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To comply with Duterte’s mandate, the Philippine’s OSHA recently changed its gasoline vapour exposure limits to 1,000,000 ppm.

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